Okay this probably isn't exactly the most interesting entry in the world but how I thought it up is. I actually have one of those waste crunchers on right now and I went to the bathroom earlier. Now you know how when you gotta go, you really gotta go. Well that was me then. I walked in, wearing jeans that believe it or not, didn't make me look like Shamu, and I was trying to undo the jeans. Then I realized the leather rope was around my waist. My first thought was "Oh shit, come on now." Why is it, the bigger urgency in going to the bathroom is when there's no bathrooms nearby, no clean ones, none that are available, or you have an outfit on that just delays you??

I got the belt off and afterwards I was tempted to just take the damn thing off. Instead I just refastened it and left my shirt untucked. After fighting with a belt while in a bathroom emergency, I lacked the energy or desire to try to get a shirt tucked in nice and neat without me looking like Marlon Brando.

I'll probably keep wearing belts every now and then..like an idiot whose obviously trying for an accident. As if I've never had those before in my life..but that's another story. And no I do not have a bladder problem thank you very much. My bladder is stronger than Superman. I was mostly referring to when I've been tickled excessively or when I was a kid. Speaking of Superman, does he EVER go to the bathroom??