(These are ones I have come up with myself and actually believe. I didn't just find them on some website and copy and paste.)Doctors DON'T know everything.
42 is NOT always the answer.
I don't care what anyone says. No one is worth millions of dollars for only working a few months.
The electoral college has NO purpose other than to contradict the statement "Each vote counts."
Bush did NOT really win the election in 2000.
The gold membership for diaryland isn't worth it!! Sorry Andrew.
Sequels don't ALWAYS suck.
The chicken came first. If God can really just create an adult man out of thin air and start the process of populating the earth..whose to say he didn't do the same for the chicken??
Who decides what parts of the Bible don't apply anymore and what parts do??
Where is the challenge in a horror movie, when the bad guy has already been killed, destroyed and blown up numerous times and still manages to come back??
Why are pennies bigger than dimes but worth less??
Isn't it interesting how every book and movie that comes out is always the person whose involved in it "their best ever" or the "best selling"??
Beverly Hills 90210 was on too long and was not a good show.
Paul Revere may have warned everyone the British were coming and saved a lot of lives..but the guy also got captured!! I bet you were never told that in History class. I wasn't. Schools today aren't nearly as good as they could be!! I have since found out since getting out of school that a lot of what my teachers told me is bullshit.
Bill Clinton DID have sexual relations with THAT woman.
Diet sodas DO taste good.
Paying about 20 dollars for 2 movie tickets, popcorn, and a soda is NOT worth it.
There are different kinds of Ranch dressing. I have been told I'm crazy because I taste a difference in ranch dressings from different places of each other.
I've always thought F-A-V-O-R-I-T-E was the correct spelling of that word but lately, I've been seeing it spelled with a U. Come on people, that's the Canadian version..get it right!!
Citizen Kane and Casablanca are NOT classics. Think about it. One is a movie about a guy whose last time being happy was riding a "ROSEBUD" sled and the other is a love story that is boring and has one of those "Why have I been watching this movie all this time??" endings.
If computers are SO smart..then why do they keep breaking down all the time?? Well personally I believe the obvious answer. Because most of them have idiots in front of them, not knowing what the hell they are doing.
Calling someone a bitch is NOT always an insult.
College is NOT as fantastic and the best time of your life.
People always told me I would miss high school once I got out. I got out 5 and a half years ago...just when am I supposed to start missing it??
Being opinionated is a GOOD thing.
Smiling may increase your face of value, but making it an "eat shit & die smile" will put you in a better mood.
The experts that the news channels talked to about the sniper were..W-R-O-N-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill O'Reilly may not always be right..but at least he has the balls to say what he thinks, not what he's told to say that he thinks.
Contrary to what this entry sounds like, I'm not in a bad mood..really. I'm a very opinionated bitch...but I'm sweet.