Well of course this decides to happen while at my parents' house. I look around the bathroom looking for something suitable to use. The only thing I find is tampons which I sure as hell not going to use. The idea of intentionally sticking something inside me that will give me no sexual pleasure but will make a big mess does NOT interest me at all. Anyways..I look and I can't find anything else. So I kinda yell for my mother and ask. I try not to yell too loud but of course she doesn't hear me. After the second time of asking from the bathroom I was thinking "Oh please don't make me have to say it again." Luckily Jeff did hear and told her what I had said. She said what I would need would be in the top drawer. No more than 6 inches from my face. Typical...as I said in the title of the entry...open head..and let the brain fall out..because I'm obviously not using mine.