For months my parents haven't really come over for more than 5 minutes. Usually it's just to see Oscar, our cat. Well the other day we all went out to breakfast and was going to go shopping a bit. Well Dec21 wanted to go home and use the bathroom before we left so they followed us to our house and came in. So far so good. I figured it would just be a couple minutes and they would behave.

My mother started her usual cleaning spree. She started washing dishes, making a bunch of comments and going thru the drawers in the kitchen. Meanwhile I was about ready to yell at the top of my lungs for Dec21 to get his cute ass out of the bathroom so we could go. My father sat down to get on the computer and of all days for him to do that. Dec21 had recently changed the background wallpaper on the computer to a naked woman in a seductive position showing everything she had. I was like "Oh shit..no." He just looked at it for 5 minutes drooling at it. Then he started flipping thru the channels and came across some skimpy bikini contest or something and he turned his drooling over to that.

Finally after 10 minutes of my mother and her cleaning freakish ways and my father drooling over a naked woman and a bunch of half naked girls we left. I wonder how hard it would be to install a door with a lock to the kitchen and a little buzzer on the keyboard that will give a little buzz or static shock to anyone else who touches it.